Now i like to maintain my body, and try to stay fit. I mean i try to play basketball and hit the weights as much as i can. There are some days where I just can't, but this blog isn't about my workout routine(maybe another time when im huge i might shed some light).
No this blog is about dudes at the gym.
Now I believe I am an observant person, and always try to be aware of my surrounding and ive noticed at my gym their are certain types of guys. Lets begin shall we..
1) the beginner
This guy can be a young teen or an old man, it doesnt matter..this type of dude shows up to the gym is clueless of the machines and how to use them. Ive seen instances where the beginner stays at the stretching station for almost an hour, or even a machine that he think's he kicks ass in. You know we all have been there and i totally know how it feels, but its funny watching these guys outside of their normal element. Oh and these dudes always give up the machines for tanks.
2)The Poser
Now this guy is probably in shape, thats not entirely why he goes to the gym...he comes to the gym rocking trendy sweats, a nice pare of kicks a designer t..i've even seen thumb rings and most of all they totally pound on the gel. Ive seen dudes rock a head band trying to be a wannabe gotti. These guys can't workout if they dont have their look just right...I just wonder what happens to their head sweat?
3)The tank
Now these guys are massive i mean beyond massive, and they know it. They rock a hulk hogan type of gear from the 80's and you can find them at the gym 24-7. The could be considered gym rats but thats only a percentage. Some of them scare the crap out of you when they workout..they have the if i were in jail with you, i would rape you look in their eyes.
4)The douche bag
This ones simple he thinks he's the shit might pick on the beginner, jump into your workout session and ruin your flow. He thinks he's a hottie and these guys dont have to be young, ive seen old dudes and they are just as bad. Oh and they never pt their weights back.
5)The cheater
This dude comes to the gym to simply pick up, most of them for some reason seem to be married but that doesnt stop them. They find a hottie and try to use every line referring to working out in the book "Woah you need to do those reps slower, let me show you." Im not hating on these dudes but come on GUYS!
also an added bonus
1) the old guy who wears shorts from the eighties and you can see his junk
2) the hottie wears the hottest and skimpiest clothing and totally knows where every ones eyes are located.
Well i hope this doesnt intimidate you from hitting the gym, just do what i do..do your sets and routines and get out.
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